Favorite excerpts from This Week in Costa Rica #17

1. When are you getting rid of these cats? Hair everywhere...
2. It's the same cow, man
3. White mango puss splattered all over the side of my face...

Favorite Chinese Food Restaurant Curses

1. May food arrive without sweet and sour sauce and waiter no return for long time for making fry wanton dry in mouth.
2. May chow mein order be confused and arrive as black soup with slice of meat like American stool near water.
3. May you find cartilage in chicken lo mein, you perch on side of plate, disgust fellow diners with display of connective tissue from gallus domesticus genus! HaHA!

Reasons that Easter is not a holiday for me.

1. Rushing around to get everything ready to take time off work.
2. Working regardless of it being a holiday because things need to get done.
3. Catching up after the holiday for all the work that didn't get done when you were supposed to be "off".

Costumes welcomed at my birthday party

1. Sexy storm trooper
2. Sexy Vader
3. Sexy wookie

More text messages from the night before...

1. About to go on stage with the Flaming Lips, miss your laugh.
2. I skipped lunch to prepare for that burger.
3. I want your friendship.  Bad.