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Wednesday
Dec282011

Phrases found on my notepad after drinking 'til 3am

  1. Overheard in a Black Friday Bass Pro Shop Line: Imma hit dat bass.
  2. I live in Iowa, but I vacationed in Arizoñia.
  3. Question: If you had a bomb strapped to your head, and 30 seconds to rename yourself, what would it be? Answer: Steven and Kaylee

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